Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Ask Jake!

Hi again!
It is time for another installment of Ask Jake.  Today's question is comes again from Reader Mike!  Mike asks "If you could be any famous person, living or dead, who would you choose? Why?"  

Wow Mike! What a question!  Well I was thinking some one really cool and totally awesome, but Mommy reminded me if I go too far back, they are likely to treat me like a dog and I'm so much better than that.  Mommy said they might actually make me work for my food and sleep in a kennel.  That is so not cool.  Then I was like I could meet a Pope, that would be pretty cool.  I found out that Pope Pius II had a puppy. But the puppy fell in a fountain, fell down a well and then fell out the window.  Uhh...maybe not.  I could meet a famous scientist and Mommy for some reason suggested Pavlov.  Then she started laughing.  Then she mentioned Skinner... Mommy's nuts.  Hmmm.  I was like I could meet a saint.  St. Francis likes animals.  Or what about St. Dominic?  He's like God's Dog (for more info Mommy says go visit Godzdogz).  I wonder if God has a dog....I'd like to meet that doggie.

After much deliberation, I've decided I'd like to meet  Rowlf.  He seems really cool in his movies and on the Muppet Show.  

He'd be totally awesome to meet. 

Until next week!
Woofs and Wags

PS.  Remember, you can buy biscotti to help me get surgery by clicking on the links on the right, or by going to Pets in the City and buying them :)

1 comment:

pennyante said...

Dear Jake, I am simply overwhelmed by your grasp of human psychology. You have your slave under total control!

I have a question about your early schooling. Did your teachers require that you memorize multiplication tables or grammar rules? Or were you able to leave such mundane things up to your slave, since you are requiring her to do the business end of your biscotti sales?